"So uhhh... What are you doing on Catalina? You look like a fisherman. Are you a fisherman? No? Do you fish? I love to fish."

"I'm just trying to read, Jacob."

"Hmmm that's fine. It's a fine island, it's a fine island for reading. That's my yacht, 'The Ahi'. Yeah, I like tuna. I like tuna a lot. I like tuna enough to name my boat 'The Ahi'. I saved a cat from a tree once."

"I'm sorry... I love you. (crying)"

"Ah, you're killing me."